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I cut my hair instead of my wrist. Now I’m sooo ugly. But that son of a bitch will never leave a scar ON my body. He isn’t worth it

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

vecordious:

traversant:

archetypalboner:

“Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance.”

Woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects.

Ding ding ding ding ding.

Hmmm

wild-rness:

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged